Reasons to go to Wargame shows??

[dashing blade]

If you want to make wargames shows more attractive to ladies,

Then either twin the wargames show with a spa weekend and skip the wargames bit.
OR go to the first day of the sales when clothes shopping, the wife asures me its like a battle ground in there!

I think its a big leap from painting nails to painting figures That and the fact ladies tend to find handsome blokes with manners ,and large bank accounts more attractive than men who can quote D.B.A. rules and smell like billingsgate fish market!

[barr7430]

I have gone into print about this subject once or twice with tongue lodged only a smidge in my cheek. I was then subjected to the Neil Lennon treatment from the great unwashed who wanted me flayed alive and rolled in salt for daring to question their choice in:

1. T shirts
2. Hygiene
3. Social skills
4. Facial hair
5. accessories (bags)
6. tonnage
7. spending patterns

I have up to this point dodged the Fatwa by cunningly disguising myself at shows... as a woman

[CoffinDodger]

Nothing like a good Fartwah to clear the air. Just before Christmas I actually saw a potential "Customer" who fitted the above description being evicted from Static Games in Glasgow. He had a rucksack that wouldn't have allowed Kate Moss to pass in the aisle if she had held her breath and to top it off, he had a rolled up poster protruding from it that either poked someone in the eye or knocked something off the shelf every time he turned around.

I think it was the latter that finally snapped Spencer's patience.

Jim

[CoffinDodger]

... by cunningly disguising myself at shows... as a woman

So that was you in the burkha?

Jim