As one or two of you may know, I have written on this subject before
There are those with tension of the sphincter who may require medicaments as a result of your quite blatant and unforgiveable gaffe Jim.
Then there are the other 5.7 billion inhabitants of planet earth who
a. Do not have a time machine
b. Are not reincarnated having orginially lived during the period 1670-1730
c. Do see daylight occasionally
d. Have some friends apart from the imaginary ones who live under the stairs
e. Haven't written a book on
'Button thread and its use by Jewish tailors in Auxerre during March 1684'
f. Have lifted a brush to paint a figure more than none-ce
So, on balance, I see no reason for the WFP to make a night raid with armed back up in Motherwell anytime in the next 100 years..