My Dear Colonel,
I am somewhat bemused by your attitude to my comments regarding your monacle, considering some of the insults you have perpetrated on my honour. I would suggest a tad of hypocrisy in your comment Sir. If my comment really offended you, then it is true, THE PEN, IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD.
Naturally, you have recourse to seeking satisfaction. God, ( the umpire) will probably set us on the same side at our next encounter. just to spoil the fun. We can always resort to pistols or swords at dawn?.
Kellerman.
PS. One of my agents has reported on the subject of " Senor Terroni". He is in fact "an Italien" Not sure if he meant "Italian", or "Alien". Either way he is a dead Italian (or Alien)!